Funny Grandson Birthday Card with Jokes - Humorous Greeting Card for Grandson's Special Day - Perfect for Grandson's Birthday Celebrations & Gifts

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Grandson Birthday Greetings Card. Inside Message: Q) What do you call a fish with no eyes? A) A FSH! Q) What do you call a sheep with no legs? A) A ball of wool! Q) What do hippies do? A) Hold your leggies on! Q) How do you make an apple puff? A) Chase it around the garden! Q) How do sheep keep warm in the winter? A) Double grazing! A) What do you call a donkey with 3 legs? A) A Wonkey Q) What's the stupidest animal in the jungle? A) A polar bear! Q) What's 12 long and jumps all over Australia? A) A kanga ruler! Q) What's green and lives in a cage? A) A canary that's not ripe yet! Inside Message: Q) What's the fastest vegetable in the world? A) A runner bean! With lots of love on your Birthday. Our cards all include a suitable sized envelope that fits perfectly with the card that you have ordered. All of our cards are designed and manufactured in the UK and are 100% environmentally friendly; the environment will thank you for choosing Emotional Rescue. We use Forest Stewardship Council (FSC) certified paper across our entire range. We are one of the most successful humorous greetings card publishers in the UK, supplying the largest humour card offer across all Birthday, Captions and Seasonal designs. Emotional Rescue was established before the ark (about 30 years ago) and we have been providing tip-top and tickety-boo cards ever since. Emotional Rescue cards are known for their 'iconic images' and 'unbeatable humour'. We have LOADS of successful ranges..We love what we do and we like to think we're pretty good at it! › See more product details